I can't wait for 2014 to be over! more
than one friend has exclaimed today.
Yeah, it's been a rough and tumble year
in many respects. And just think — it's almost pau.
Still, you'd think a lot of folks were
rolling in the dough, considering how many were called “corporate
shills” after supporting GMOs or criticizing the anti-GMO movement.
Except I'm pretty sure most are still waiting for that paycheck...
The Star-Advertiser is continuing its
series on illegal vacation rentals, like it's some big expose
extraordinaire. Though you'd think they might have gotten a heads up
when President Obama stayed in an illegal TVR in Kailua a few years
back.
Speaking of which, it appears that Ray
Songtree, who spoke out so stridently against KIUC's smart meters, demanding more transparency and accountability from the utility
cooperative, has an illegal multifamily TVR on the road behind the
Wainiha store. According to his VRBO ad:
We have three spaces available, all for
couples or possibly three adults or a small family in the one called
Dawn Studio. All have private kitchen, private entree, private
balcony, private everthing, internet (ethernet), and great views.
His FAQ link elaborates further on the
illegal multifamily aspect:
IS THIS ONE HOUSE OR SEVERAL? This is
one long house with all rooms sharing view to south. Each space has a
private entrance after coming up stairs (or elevator for elderly).
The revelation prompted a friend to
note:
Do as I say, not as I do. That’s the
Kauai way.
But at least he's consistent in his paranoia, warning
prospective guests:
Washer (with detergent included) and
Dryer for laundry is located at top of stairs, beach
towels, cooler, charcoal barbecue, iron and ironing board, hair
dryer, dvd, cd player, cable tv, ethernet direct internet,
(wireless is dangerous, see www.bioinitiative.org If you have
notebook or Ipad, we do not have dangerous wireless modem in house so
you will not have internet unless you have an ethernet port on your
device) and beach equipment.
There is a scanner in Lihue. Thou [sic]
the "millimeter" scanner is supposed to be safe, that is
what TSA said about the other scanners. I definitely reccommend [sic]
opting out and taking the pat down because of radiation safety
issues. If this is new to you, just do search for TSA airport scanner
safety alert . Babies or young people who want to have children
should avoid scanners.
Ray also makes it clear that he expects
his guests to adhere to high standards:
I am as alternative as can be, but I
believe in discretion and wholesomeness. I would like to hope our
place is supportive of traditional family bonds. I use words
'traditional' and 'family' and 'honeymoon' in historic and
biological sense.
Yeah, what's a little zoning violation
when you're fighting the double scourge of WIFI and gays?
A friend expressed doubt that the
Hawaii Tourism Authority could really be surprised that the number of
illegal TVRs is so high. They know how many people are coming to the
Islands, and the total inventory of visitor accommodations, so
weren't they even a little bit suspicious when the numbers didn't mesh?
What, did they think the tourists were staying with relatives? Or
maybe under the Wailua Bridge?
Meanwhile, HTA officials are waxing
enthusiastic about the uptick in visitor spending, even as the
overall visitor count to the state slipped a bit. So apparently
visitors are being gouged a little more for the same experience.
The Garden Island quotes Chamber of
Commerce Director Randy Francisco as saying “The Kauai Visitors
Bureau and partners are focused on projecting the island as a place
to relax, rejuvenate and reconnect.”
Unless you're a resident. A friend who
lives on the North Shore said the visitor activity has been insane
this holiday season, causing massive traffic jams in Hanalei and bad
vibes on the bridges. Every time her kids go out they return bummed,
until one day they finally said, now we know why you always stay
home.
Another friend, born and raised
eastside, was talking about how Kapaa is looking like a scruffy
border town these days, and the traffic is nuts there, too. I'm
grateful for what I have, he said, but you can't help but lament what
was lost.
True dat….
And yet another friend sent an email after traveling through the Lihue Airport to the mainland recently:
Joan, News Flash: the security
body scanner workers at the airport were just as mean as ever!!!!
No one and I mean no one, is shocked by that statement!!! The whole airport was dour - but to be
fair, it was 10 at night! The airport IS a great job (don't have
to kiss ass for tips) for locals that resent us.... AND I get why
they do!!!! I resent us!!!
I know it's a hard job, and it's
stressful because of the holidays, and we all think our jobs are
soooooo fucking important….
Back to da scanners; They really
were consistent with their goading and encouraging visitors into
doing the wrong things by giving misleading directions, so they can
in turn make them feel like idiots! I can be a pretty tough old
broad, but they were successful in making me feel stupid! If I
didn't live here.... I WOULDNT come back here!!!
If the visitors bureau put as much
energy into aloha training as they do encouraging vacation and car
rentals, we'd be just fine on the tourist track, without TVRs and
more cars!
After 35 years of being part of a
community on a Kauai, I do know this: On the bridges, on the roads, at the
airport......Nobody wants to NOT know what they're doing. No
one wants to be an idiot.
Sooooo what's da gift?
It's a wake up call for me... for the
new year:
A reminder to myself that as an ole
local Haole, I don't want to ever treat anyone, like those scanners
treated people that night.
Them's good words to live by in 2015.
Happy New Year! And thanks, everyone, for reading and being a part of Kauai Eclectic. Because you CAN handle the truth!