How
important is it to you that a Kauai County Council candidate purchase
locally grown food, compost or have a solar hot water heater
installed on his or her house?
According
to a political litmus test being circulated by Surfrider, Apollo
Kauai, the Kauai branch of the Hawaii Farmers Union and Zero Waste
Kauai, it's essential information. More valuable, say, than a
candidate's morals, ethics, intelligence or knowledge of government.
And much
more crucial than his/her stance on such non-issues as affordable
housing, drug abuse, spending priorities, shoreline protection,
vacation rentals, preservation of ag lands, roads, parks, tourism,
youth programs, homelessness or the elderly — none of which are
addressed at all.
In
keeping with the black-white, bumper sticker mentality that has
come to characterize “progressive environmentalists” on
Kauai, all the survey questions must be answered yes or no, or in 20
words or less. No chance to explain, elaborate or even question the
question. You're either with us, or against us. And an answer is required for every question, no matter how ludicrous.
These
questions were given a 20-word limit:
What are
the three most dangerous environmental hazards facing Kauai?
Not counting the shallow, superficial, self-interested,
ill-informed groups trying to make bad policy?
What
percentage of the food you purchase each week is grown or produced on
Kauai?
Do you figure it by pound, or volume? What if you're growing your own, not buying? And what, pray tell, is the politically correct percentage, especially if you don't like kale?
What is
your level of concern regarding water resources on Kauai? (high,
medium or low and why)
Do you mean surface water, ground water, municipal water or ag water? Availability or purity? Cost or abundance? Dammed water or flowing water? Fresh water or salt water?
How
would you support expansion of Kauai Bus services?
Notice this comes from the premise that expanding bus service can only be a good thing, whether people use it or not. And what if you thought they should do stuff like put up bus shelters before adding more stops? Nope, not allowed.
Do you
believe that Waste to Energy is an appropriate solution for Kauai?
Why or why not?
Mmmm,
exactly which model are they referencing? Giant incinerator? Magic
box that transforms tons of waste into a small, completely innocuous
black pebble? Technology untested elsewhere but sure it'll work on
Kauai, just sign right here and give us your money? Don't overthink
it now, you've got 20 words or less.
These
get a yes or no only:
Will
you, as a Council member, initiate actions to help reduce greenhouse
gases on Kauai and address climate change consequences?
You mean
like forbid any members of these groups from flying off the island,
driving cars or buying anything imported so they don't contribute to
carbon emissions? Oh, wait, you can only answer yes or no.
Do you
support more extensive County testing of streams, reefs and beaches
for pesticides and other pollutants?
OK, this
is a trick question. If you think the state should be doing the
testing, and vote no, you'll be dinged. If you don't think County
money should be diverted to a biased group like Surfrider for testing, as has happened with the bee pollen testing money that Councilman
Jay Furfaro pushed through, and you mark no, you'll get dinged. If
you check yes on what is an open-ended, blank check, you're stupid.
Would
you support establishing recycling requirements for commercial
entities (e.g. businesses, hotels, agencies, construction projects,
etc.)
Again,
it depends. How much would it cost the county to enforce such a
requirement? Is there a market for all these recyclable materials?
Does it make carbon cost-effective sense to, say, ship our cardboard
to China? Who will be deputized as the dumpster monitors? Could we
possibly start with education and incentives, or must we jump right
into regulation? How many are doing it already, voluntarily?
Then comes the question that reveals the groups' bias in favor of
Councilmen Tim Bynum and Gary Hooser:
Would you support a separate
zoning classification for ag land used for research and development
of new patented seeds and proprietary ag chemicals?
Yup, that's
Timmy's bill they're referencing, and code for, are you against GMOs?
Oh, and
here's the self-serving one for the Moloaa farmers who got their land
cheap because it had a zero density zoning, but now they want to
increase their property values by getting a house approved under
guise of worker housing:
Do you support amending the Farmworker
Housing Ordinance 903 to allow new farms that were not dedicated to
agriculture prior to 2010 to apply for a use permit if they meet all
other criteria in the Ordinance?
Again,
no discussion. Just yes or no. But curious, no questions about CPRs
and TVRs on ag land, or enforcing the farm dwelling agreement — all
major factors in the destruction of farm land, but issues that hit
too close to home for Tim and Gary and many of these groups' members.
Do you
support the return of the Super Ferry?
Which one? The one that was
sold to the navy, or the one that hasn't been built yet?
And I
love this one, emphasis added:
Do you
support the concept of an Environmental Public Health Impact
Study to determine if any detrimental health or environmental effects
have occurred or may occur from the extensive use of
restricted use pesticides on Kauai?
Again,
what exactly do they mean? Are they talking about concept because the
EPHIS was struck down along with Ordinance 960, so now nothing is gonna happen? Do they
mean the crappy EPHIS that fortunately was struck down because it
would take years to come up with any results, and even then, they
would be suspect, because the group overseeing the process would be
highly politicized and driven by an anti-GMO agenda? And are they
talking about a study that looks at all RUP use? Or just that by the
seed companies? And when you get into what may occur, well, isn't
that a bit speculative?
Can the
County Council significantly help the county reduce its own energy
consumption?
Like funneling all that hot air from the Council
chambers into hand dryers in the bathrooms? Oops, yes or no only.
And my
favorite:
Are you an environmentalist?
To which
I would reply, by whose definition? Al Gore's, or Edward Abbey's?
Earthjustice, or Earth First? Or in this case, the hypocrites who
don't practice what they preach?
But
again, it's just yes or no. So dear candidate, take off your thinking cap, put on
your blinders and you'll do just fine.
Though
signed “respectfully,” the email with the survey link includes a
club: Failure to respond will be so noted in the display ad in the
elections publication.
That's
the line that prompted Police Chief Darryl Perry to post on Facebook
that he “respectfully declined to participate." The chief, in his
first bid for public office, wrote:
Their
BOLD "encouragement" to participate lacked any sincerity to
allow transparency when the response is "yes" or "no".
It took me all of 2 seconds to decline.
I am
about having honest, well reasoned and researched-supported
discussions.
Let's
change the models of communication. Let's model the behavior we need
to see in our Kauai County Council.
Vote For
Change!
Malama
Honua!
You'd
think he'd score points for knowing the difference between honua —
earth — and aina — the land that feeds — which puts him heads and shoulders above those administering the survey.
But no, that wasn't on the test. And the lock-step “Kauai greenies” do not allow
anyone to color outside the lines or think outside the box.
Especially not for themselves.